In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have s e x with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having s e x u a l relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
> (Like THAT makes sense..)

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
g e n i t a l s, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
> (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the g e n i t a l s of a corpse.This also applies to undertakers. The s e x organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
> (A brick?)

The penalty for m a s t u r b a t i o n in Indonesia is decapitation.
> (Much worse than 'going blind'!)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young v i r g i n s, who pay them for the privilege of having s e x
for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for v i r g i n s to marry.
> (Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
> (Ah! Justice!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have s e x with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have s e x with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland , it is illegal to sell c o n d o m s from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
> (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have s e x for pleasure.
> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> (From drinking little bottles of???)
> (Did the government pay for this research??)

> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Ah, geez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their b u t t s.
> (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)

> Still thinking about that job in Guam!!!!!!!

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LE O celula umana contine 75 MB informatie genetica. 2. Un spermatozoid 37,5 MB. 3. Intr-un mililitru sunt 100 milioane de spermatozoizi. In medie, eliberam - la o singura ejaculare - 2,25 ml in 5 secunde. Deci - logic - latimea de banda a penisului: (37.5MB x 100M x 2,25)/5 = (37.500.000 x 100.000.000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 = 1687,5 TeraBytes/s. Ce broadbandu' meu? (sursa anonima:)